A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the
head with a frying pan.

Man: What was that for?

Wife: That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I
found in your pants pocket.

Man: When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the
horse I bet on.

The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

Three days later, the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on
the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon
re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.

Wife: Your horse phoned!!!