too lazy to compose a post for now..., so here's another email i got....

Jeff and Karen were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool,
Jeff
suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the
pool
and stayed there.
Karen promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and
pulled Jeff out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Karen's heroic act, she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she
now
considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Karen the news she said, "Karen, I have good
news and bad news."
"The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
another patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you
have
a sound mind."
"The bad news is, Jeff, the patient you saved, hung himself in the
bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so
sorry, but he's dead."
Karen replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?"

sian.






utterly sian.

A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the
head with a frying pan.

Man: What was that for?

Wife: That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I
found in your pants pocket.

Man: When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the
horse I bet on.

The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

Three days later, the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on
the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon
re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.

Wife: Your horse phoned!!!